Newsletter 374 October 1998
‘Match of the Day’
The world’s highest football game is held at BC. ‘Gringo United’ vs. ‘Sherpa Athletic’. DC and Le Pen snatch a dramatic victory against the Sherpas. When the ball goes out of play all the players sit down to try to recuperate. Any form of tackling is limited to 10 second bursts of energy followed by 2 minutes of hyperventilating. The rest of the day is spent unconscious. Mental note to enter Sherpa team in next World Cup. Brazil watch out!